Once in, avoid everything that
    moves.  Only the swift thinking
    and swift moving survive.  Don't
    touch anything without checking
    it out with a toss-away char
    first.  Power is currently held
    by a group of petty, cruel people.
    They will do what they can to
    prevent you from suceeding in any
    way they can.  Things change
    constantly and without much
    notification.

       You will have your ego crushed,
    your time destroyed, and if you
    complain, there are many people
    whose sole job seems to be to
    ridicule you.  This is their job,
    and they take pride in it.
    Welcome to Hell.

       --Minister, 29 Nov 1995