1 - You're at a party (Pretend you go to them) everyone's in their finest clothes and probably half had surgeries to make themselves look better.
A) Everyone wants to play a 10/10 on looks..
B) No one here makes it past 8. I wish game people would stop at that too
C) Oh my gosh! Someone who's only a 5/10! I want to hang with the normal person.
2 - You're in a jail cell
A) Wow, it wasn't this hard to steal in the game
B) I though it was an NPC - how was I suppose to know they'd care about a nobody?
C) They got upset over me drawing a sword in the city? I do it all the time in MuD
Got some of your own? Share and critique or just laugh!